Persephone as a dark and off-putting goddess who worries her mother by hanging out with satyrs and making weird stuff like pitcher plants and Venus flytraps. Hades being charmed and intimidated all at once.
facts that cannot be disputed:
- mitochondria is the powerhouse of a cell
- tortoises live for thousands of years
- wood floats if you burn it first
- an apple
- birthday party
how the fuck is an apple a fact?
i just said these can’t be disputed why are you trying to dispute it
the sound of teenage girls laughing near you when you’re by yourself is literally the most terrifying thing a person can experience